Not exactly sure how one is supposed to transfer one’s 401k to government securities on such a short timescale…

This image perfectly stretches in the thread display. Incredibly satisfying.

Honestly feels like a fun manual gearbox. I wish that symbol wasn’t forever ruined.

In my experience, shitting after a shower is usually a very clean shit, barely need to wipe at all

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To be fair, the people didn’t vote for the right person last time and that was a completely free election. Democracy is the worst form of government, except for all those other forms of government…

Do kids actually say these things or is it just a massive troll of older generations to make them think they say these things?

Some of those that work forces…

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Odds of severe punishment? Slim None.

Yes create a gigantic organization from scratch random internet person! Haha gottem.

He went to the White House to try and alter the decision. It might be futile but at least he is trying. I hope when the inevitable “lol no” comes from the Trump admin that he raises a stink at that point but it’s ok to try as a first step.

I know you didn’t highlight it but HuffPost is just as bad as the others nowadays…maybe even worse because it tries to hide behind supposed “balanced” coverage

I’m confident CUM will spread its seed eventually

I suspect this is why he went hard MAGA this year, like Trump it’s to only way to guarantee no consequences

Honestly I don’t care if Texas secedes too. Fuck em.

California should just secede. I’m not joking, what’s the point of funneling money to other states that don’t care about human rights, don’t come to our aid when we need it, and happily siphon all our tax dollars but fight any reciprocation? California could absolutely succeed as a sovereign nation.

Yeah just building solar to replace a fossil fuel plant is a way better means of preventing CO2 from entering the atmosphere in the first place, but that’s not sexy so fuck it, let’s burn a gigajoule of energy to absorb a tonne of CO2

The fact this guy is still free and has a chance to see these memes must warm his heart

I haven’t had my coffee yet, someone please explain what’s going on