Runaway Ted’s mistake is thinking Trump wants peace. Trump doesn’t want peace. HE WANTS PROBLEMS! ALWAYS!

Spoiler: No he wasn’t. He meant every word of that crap. He just thought others agreed with him.

I didn’t realize he was 95 years old. Wow.

I’d prefer if things don’t glow, thank you very much.

a deficient understanding or appreciation of the necessity for the rule of law.

If the rule of law had been properly applied to restrain the powerful and wealthy, Luigi would have had no reason to PVP a CEO.

Cursed pokies.

Monopolistic tactics.

Former

He was more trouble than he was worth.

Even if he didn’t save that particular dog, he probably saved another now that a dog beater is behind bars.

Josuke when he tries to grow facial hair.

There is no escape from the bigly stable genius. Covfefe.

I want to get off Mr. Trump’s Wild Ride.

He probably thinks those water frog chemicals are being used to dye suits or something, IDK.

On the bright side, at least we’ll finally be rid of the motherfucker on Inauguration Day 2029, assuming he doesn’t keel over from oldasfuckitis before then.

Let’s not beat around the bush here. They were aborted because they were basically already dead in the “Fist of the North Star” sense of the phrase. Nothing could be done to save them. The would-be mothers knew there was nothing that could save their pregnancies. Their doctors knew there was nothing that could save these pregnancies. They were forced to keep going anyway.

It’s about sending a message

Then out of the solar system is still a better option, because then we’re announcing to some future spacefaring anthropologist, “Fuck this guy in particular.”

Putting the roll on backwards doesn’t stop my cats. I have to have a towel draped in front of the roll.

My opinion on trans athletes is that I lack the qualifications to have an opinion. What happens to the human body during transition should be pretty well-documented by now, though. I’m sure if there’s any real problem, the doctors who work in gender-affirming care would be pretty vocal about it.