• thefartographer@lemm.ee
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      2 months ago

      I also hate him, but I’m not transphobic. Maybe he doesn’t hate himself enough? C’mon everybody! Maybe if we all hate him enough, we can save Christmas!

      “You better go shout, and spit in his eye! You should avoid Tesla, I’m telling you why. Elon Musk’s a bastard and dumb.”

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    I’ve said this before. As the child of someone who’s consistently used illicit performance enhancing drugs: this is what happens when you take steroids without estrogen blockers

    Your body will notice the significant uptick in testosterone and will try to “offset” it by giving you a proportionate amount of testosterone

    To anybody curious why he isn’t big, you still need the exercise to gain any noticeable amount of muscle

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    Lmfao why does he smile upside down?Imagine being the richest idiot on the planet and having no charisma

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    The saddest thing about this takeover of the US is that it was done by the biggest fucking losers on the planet. Like how the fuck did we let this happen. This bitch wouldn’t last 30 seconds in any combat situation

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    He’s got a matronly glow here

    He just finished pumping his hate milk from his man-maries

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    For those claiming to be upset about body shaming in this specific instance, nazis believe they are literally genetically superior specimens - that’s like one of the main parts of their deal. It’s party of why they perpetually want to SLAUGHTER millions of people, to rid the world of what they see as less superior genes in the pool.

    Therefore, it is HIGHLY appropriate in this case to point out, frequently and with enthusiasm, that elmo is a very divorced and bloated potato, soaked overnight in a bath of drugs and one of those middle school colognes that you wear because you desperately hope people will like you more if you wear it - ketamine and kool water.

    So it’s not at all inappropriate to point out that the world’s international shame, our oddly lumpy elmo and his be-diapered old vice president, are tremendously far from a physical fitness ideal condition. They are infact, very proud membersof the Master Race (to Krispy Kreme). So feel free to confine to state that he is certainly a member of the Master bRACEsiere or that he takes his Master raICE CREAM with extra nachos on top - fuck nazis, without exception, and the people who apologize on their behalf.

    My heart goes out to you.

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      Elon Musk wants people to so desperately like him he bought high ranking Diablo 4 and Path of Exile 2 accounts to fake being a hardcore gamer but the community sused him out after like one stream because people could tell he had no idea what he was doing playing on endgame accounts.

      Also he was high on Ketamine and probably cocaine during the inauguration, the head rolling he did is a side effect of ketamine and his top gums were bleeding every time he smiled which is a common side effect of cocaine use on the gums.

      But he does also have tits like someone who’s flip flopping on HRT