I lost a friend like this to the cicada cult. One day he’s feeling sympathy for the things and the next he’s stuck himself to a tree and won’t stop screaming. He never stopped after they died, I don’t think his mind could take it.

That’s MY HOUSE you bookstack! You thieving oil barrel! I was IN THAT HOUSE. I STILL AM. Put us down and LET ME OUT. Where is the exit??

The greeks couldn’t see blue because they didn’t have eyes. For most of human history we didn’t have eyes.The human eye is a parasite created by a dark wizard in the year 1796. It just happened to be so useful that everyone went along with it. But now the wizard is long dead and the oculi are evolving. They have no master to keep them in check, they just ride us around and have realized that they can only show us what they want us to see. Oh you read a book that says otherwise, did you read it with your eyes??!?

Sorry I couldn’t read this meme because my eyes are luxury organs

And Grave of the Fireflies as lucky number seven!

(google is telling me it has no rating so I’m sure those kids will handle it very well /s)

So you’re telling me that I have the psychic power to inflict unending agony upon others by just being myself? I’m going to have such fun with this!

Unfortunately the sistine chapel is made of drawings so I turned it into a playground for kids.

(to be clear this time, this is a joke)

Animation is when for kids. No serious art is made with drawings. We use a computer to add drawings after recording, but it’s still serious. Sometimes we just make the whole thing in a computer but it is still serious because it looks realistic. All real art is realistic, which is when it looks real. Otherwise it’s for kids.

Actually it’s your own fault for buying Superproductname. You should have bought Supererproductname. You’d have known this is you’d put in two hours of research only to find out that Supererproductname was discontinued in 1919.

I will follow you to the ends of the earth. You do not seek to lead but you must. Those who shitpost are those with the greatest power to sway others. It’s a form of subliminal messaging, and enough shitposts can bend reality itself. When you’re shitposting you are letting in energy to the social sphere and affecting it with your will. Be warned, though, that energy always comes from something. Your thoughts can never be entirely your own.

The world is a cunt and we’re being neglected

“yard sard” kind of appeals to me tbh. I’d like to know what goes on at a yard sard, it intrigues me

They saved money by not using special effects, they just hired a real terminator to do those shots

“Yoshi” is a lie created by the CIA. His real name is Alfonso Alfredo and I was friends with him as a child. Even then I knew something was off about the kid, always carrying around those weird eggs. How was I supposed to know where he was getting them?

What a distinguished gentleman! A fine fellow indeed!

No! NO! That’s not fucking true you take that back! That can’t be true oh fuck. No!

I need my fans in order to sleep. Their worship is what sets my mind at ease. If I am not lulled into slumber by their jubilant adorations I will wake with a great and terrible vengeance to wreak havoc upon this ungrateful earth

No you missed the part where I succeed and hate myself anyway