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phudgins@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

At this point I think I would

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At this point I think I would

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phudgins@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months ago
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    For safety, never plug an unknown USB drive into your house.

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      My house got hacked when I did this once.

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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        At least use protection mine got a hell of an STI.

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      I just tried it and now my front door won’t lock.

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        And I got your feet pics

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          Got dang son of a gun

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    You’re either going to download it or burn it to the ground.

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      Nah. It would just power up and have no data connection. Unless you bought it in Israel…

    • 🅑🅡🅨 🅢🅜🅘@lemmy.world
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      When I was young we downloaded cars, and burned our houses to CD-R.

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      It’s 50/50.

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    Who the hell thought that anyone wouldn’t download a pirated house? How out of touch do they need to be?!

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    That’s MY HOUSE you bookstack! You thieving oil barrel! I was IN THAT HOUSE. I STILL AM. Put us down and LET ME OUT. Where is the exit??

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    TFW you do this as a joke but then the data transfer LED starts blinking

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    deleted by creator

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    thumb stick: “Face-down ass-up Apple Bottom.”

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    I totally would.

    Problem is, too many greedy people would hook up so many storage drives to download thousands of houses that my house would not have any space left on earth to place it once it is finally finished downloading.

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      If the outlet has an earth ground and you left the USB plugged in long enough, you would eventually download the earth, then it’s just copy, paste you got your own earth.

      • 🅑🅡🅨 🅢🅜🅘@lemmy.world
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        What’s the keyboard shortcut again?

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          Ctrl + v

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    I just bought a house. It costs me an arm and a leg. I’ll have to pay about 13 years until it is paid off. I would so download it instead, if I could.

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    I’d download a house or a car in a heartbeat, and never feel the tiniest inkling of guilt.

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    the fuck i would download a house, are you kidding me?

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