{Looks left then right}…pretty sure we’re there already.

Yeah, I think you’re missing the joke

Wait, is this the Onion… Oh, nope. This is a real life one, got it…

He has been compromised. This is not the only person to reveal this. Not to mention that Trump’s actions speak much louder than words.

A sea of tariffs levied across every country on the planet…that is, except for Russia, Belarus, and North Korea.

Donald Trump’s name appears in Jeffrey Epstein’s recently released flight logs seven times

Wow, committed rape at least seven times

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and everyone in the flight logs is a kiddie raper.

So they’re including Trump in that assessment, right?

…

They include Trump, right??

Black Mirror

smoke in mirrors

Bone apple tea

He’s probably just making these take over suggestions to get his bat shit crazy constituents okay with the concept, in preparation for his aggressive support of Russia’s attempted take over of Ukraine.

Like Mordo, Putin has I’m sure reminded Trump The bill comes due

Okay, I was going to say, I mean snowballs have decent chances at the right time, right? Lol

Whelp, looks like the whole private healthcare business is just too much for corporations to deal with properly. Maybe the government should step in and take care of it from now on?

Exactly - of course it will.

If you’re putting a person that has expressed content for vaccines, one of mankind’s greatest discoveries, in a position of authority over the management of vaccines, you will have a surge in all that vaccines helped to eradicate.

It’s absolutely bonkers that there are folks that have completely fallen for the “vaccines are bad“ narrative. Who would’ve thought, right? “We got abortion, immigrants, trans kids,… What else can we throw into the mix? Vaccines is a funny word…“

I had a Republican client tell me the other day that the Democrats want to allow abortion at eight months. That’s what she believes. I have really great relationships with my clients, and they’re generally really nice people. It really infuriates me and makes me sad.

In other news, Trump has nominated Dracula for head of America’s Blood Centers

Didn’t the Senate Republicans say something to the effect that Roe v. Wade would never be overturned?

I’m legally standing on a stack of cash

Something tells me this will go about as well as that ridiculous wall idea

Wait till they start asking you for money to fund the project.

Hey! I’m not little! Look I’ll show you…

• Rudy Giuliani

This is the way

Tesla, founded by the billionaire CEO Elon Musk, has frequently faced scrutiny over safety issues.

That is incorrect

This is extremely dangerous to our democracy