That’s because Donald Trump is a far right extremist.

This is literally all publicity stunts.

Ooo, big tough scary guy. He’s just as made of flesh as the rest of us.

Grim isn’t the word I would use.

Objectively, Chinese characters look cooler than latin characters, so he can just shut up and let us get water tattooed on us.

Now there’s a CEO to get that United treatment.

Oh no. What if they never find him? What if this poor, sweet, humble, *checks notes* absolute monster of a healthcare CEO never gets justice.

Narrator: but he already got justice.

This wine sounds like a white wine.

They’re eating our lunch, and most Americans are too rock hard for gas fumes to notice.

If only I had just spent $60. Unfortunately I spent about $30,000.

Did you get the kind that can also make dinner? Wait, am I thinking of a microwave?

Just once. No reason to be sorry though. The only big loss was the money that went to the wedding.

Joke’s on you, I got married in two of those years.

“Would he do that?”

That happened to me, except instead of killing my friend, I ate too much corn bread and watched cartoons.

Fuck Zuck.

Guys, come on. They clearly meant it in terms of security.

“Come on in, hackers, we’re always open.”

Russia’s invasion of Ukraine could lead to world war.

That’s the thing. He could do literally anything and it wouldn’t be too far for these people. He could kill their kids and they’d praise him for it.

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