Ignotum

My pleading never gets me to the 2nd, let alone the 5th base

It’s a common misconception that pee is stored in the balls,
The balls are actually for storing microplastics

That’s basically how it went for me as well, though I reinstalled windows like 3 times after an automatic update bricked the computer, before I gave up and went full linux

I assume John Cena is standing there and we just can’t see him

Don’t do that. Go back to what you were doing WHILE it’s ringing, don’t let your time go to waste

Branches are too big, the one orange leaf of government

Yes it is, carcinisation has struck again

Clever, he hid his shit fetish inside his shit take

Regular porn, they know better than to ban the furry stuff, the entire IT sector would strike and bring the nation to its knees

The Florida has metastasized, i’m afraid is terminal

And before you say it, yes i do mean 98!, as in 9e152

Too young and inexperienced, a president should be at least 98!

USA is really quite safe, just remember to not be black or a woman

Oh and wear a ballistics vest if you’re going anywhere near a school

There’s only one explanation

Oh i was already doing one of those actually

You don’t even need substances, if you just lie down for a while you’ll black out for like 8 hours

Less reliable but way cheaper than chemical blackouts

I’m out on a walk, listening to a podcast, and scrolling Lemmy…

I’m still short 2 forms of distraction, but i’m running out of senses to overstimulate!

What do you use mr future person? Horn gas? Horn plasma?

Odin craved knowledge to ensure the safety of the gods and the world, but the knowledge he was after was only knowable by the dead, so he impaled himself on his spear and hanged himself from one of the branches of Yggdrasil, there he stayed for nine days and nine nights on the border of life and death, at which point he succeeded in his quest.

Don’t trust the living or the dead, put your trust in those inbetween, put your trust in Odin 🙌

All three of those things are myths,
the clitoris, the female orgasm and females,
all made up