unalivejoy

How many ex-boyfriends does Taylor Swift have again?

With the exception of “if you came, it doesn’t mean you consented”

It’s my party I can cum if I want to

If he revealed it earlier (Before Jan 20), he could’ve stepped down and let Kamala Harris become president for a short time.

Stress

Instructions unclear, got spoop

“The economy”

How do you misspell memes as mames?

“Everyone that disagrees with me is a Democrat”

would be “sold like wine”

They literally used to put cocaine in wine and called it Coca Wine. Coca-Cola removed the wine during the temperance movement and replaced it with caffeine. They removed the cocaine after the drink got popular with African-Americans and didn’t want to be associated with “coked out <censored>”

Sounds like a gag from Monsters U or Monsters at Work. Wazowski tries to wink at someone, but just ends up blinking and he can’t do it no matter how hard he tries.

That’s dead internet theory for you.

It’s obviously an e

There’s a solution to this. Reproduce before it becomes an issue.

Evolutionarily, it only matters that you reproduce.

My conspiracy is a disgruntled investor is upset about loss of sales and diminished stock price, so tried to dump a couple million by buying their own cars to pump up the stock price. Only the Canadian dealers got caught, or they’re based in Canada and only had access to Canadian dealers.

It’s completely insane, I have no proof, and is probably untrue, unless…

If the IRS doesn’t complain about discrepancies in a W-2 or I-9 form, they should be good to hire. But the article doesn’t mention the IRS at all. I can only assume they moved pressure from the IRS to ICE so the “right” people get arrested.

At least then his money will do something good in the hands of his family. That’s assuming he didn’t remove his children from his will.

We can just botch a lethal injection.

Thanks I hate it