A yes, the eternal september of 1806
Is it too late to get a refund for the Louisiana Purchase?
We bought it for pennies. Imagine the ROI.
What I wouldn’t give for my state to be part of France rather than this US bullshit.
Teuxaseé
Sacrebleu!
There seems to be a mistake with this map, Minnesota is a Canadian province
As someone who just moved from the west into “the REAL US” … this shit is old and broken and slow as fuck and everyone just accepts it like it’s supposed to be that way.
Because it’s either that, or they pay taxes. They made their own bed.
Taxes are SO high in Pennsylvania it’s crazy. I just need sidewalks, honestly.
Sooner or later Florida won’t be a state anymore.
The great Florida reef?
That’s clever those buildings could potentially become home for the future fishes for sure. https://www.newsweek.com/map-shows-cities-that-could-go-underwater-sea-level-rise-1996760
Ah but obviously tourism would spike to see to see the lost city of
AtlantisFlorida
Alternative States of Dumbfuckistan
Florida just shouldn’t exist and I’d probably move California over to the other side. But on the whole I think this pic is passable.
Northeast + West Coast and Everywhere Else.
Mentall
The line is so…vertical. Incorrect but funny.
states in the northeast
“we are the Midwest! :D”
“whelp, it’s retarded. honey, look away.” loads shotgun
How cute. The mental patients are playing a game, where they pretend half of them are normal <3
I always knew California was a bedrock of metal illness
From the information above and knowledge of how we populated most of this country, I think there is a strong possibility that whether you forged the river or caulked the wagon, the Mississippi river must have been tainted.
I’ll be deep in the cold cold ground before I recognize Missourah.
