i bought a jar of olives at the store yesterday for this exact purpose

olives > cooked meal

The one chemical Alex Jones doesn’t object to the government putting in the water. I’m sure he already puts it in his

won’t someone PLEASE think of the gestapo!

oh shit i gotta warn everybody about 9/11

so true. if you walk up to me in the middle of the night and ask me if i will have sex with you, i’ll probably say yes

from now on he’s gona be concerned, making texts like “hi son, have you had your daily cock yet?”

i just got a vision of a future headline

“House Democrat Legislation Fails to Abolish ICE”

i’m literally nostradamus

neil “the grass” tyson

know what’s extra hard? those common words that are like a verb + a preposition like “find out”. i convince myself that the preposition i’m thinking of is wrong

So tired of these “Christians” who think “Christianity” is about “Christ”. Where the fuck would they get that idea

it’s doable. make a bar that plays music but everyone has to listen to it with headphones. so if you wanna chat you just lower the volume. you’d pay extra for the headphones, but imo it’s worth it. i’d love to be able to hear what people are saying and not have to scream at someone just so they can hear me