
Buy Bit Coin
Sell Bitcoin 2025
This tells myself to first buy Bitcoin so I have some to sell. Then gives me the year it was at the highest peak. By then I’ll be intrigued and will be paying attention. I may not hit exactly March which was the highest point but I’ll still be much better off.
Sell bitcoin 2025.25. If that works you’ll have to break me off a piece.
Suck. My. Balls.
(He’d think it’s fucking hilarious)
Move to europe
Do not piss
It’s-A-Me!
Two would be enough, “buy bitcoin”.
You fucking dumbass.
This why you should learn at least one extensively agglutinative language before 18.

invest in bitcoin!!!
Me from future
Don’t stop believin’
Buy $0.01 bitcoin.
That’s six words, no?
It’s two words, everything else is numbers and a symbol, I’d argue I’m well within the limits of the rules to add another word if I wanted.
Saying it out loud you’d have to reduce it, right? But my real problem with the message is how do you know when to sell the bitcoin?
The rules were three words, no caveats, I’m choosing to be subjective with the interpretation. I’m taking the “There ain’t no rules that say a dog can’t play basketball” approach.
Buy $100 worth at $0.01, sell that at $1000, get the fuck out of dodge.
when Bitcoin was $0.01 could you even buy it with dollars? and then there was the mtgox hack so even if you did, if you didn’t self custody you would lose it.
Stop taking this seriously, it’s a time travel hypothetical.
“ALIEN INVASION SOON”
I do a little self-trolling :)










