Don’t forget that “may you live in interesting times” is a curse

The entire plot of the Jack London story “The One Thousand Dozen” from The Faith of Men pivots on eggs being $1 apiece

Yeah was about to say the only kale I ever liked was in a soup recipe and this was probably it

The thing about Vegas is that they have figured out, no matter who you are, a way to extract money out of you.

Works great for freshening up the disposal