but DIDN’T THE DOW BREAK 50,000 DOLLARS
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I mean as long as you use the shower to get clean too, that’s just pure efficiency
Can’t pass it on to your kids when the bank forecloses on it
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News@lemmy.world•ISPs created so many fees that FCC will kill requirement to list them all
3·6 months agoThis doesn’t really have to do with the number of fees at all. It’s “corrupt government that accepts corporate handouts further removes regulation on ISPs so they can implement shadier pricing strategies to further ill-gotten profits.”
There’s like two or three fees that are legitimate. Others are just a way to get people to pay more without realizing and have more trouble recouping their losses
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News@lemmy.world•Armed guards and Muscle Milk: Senate investigation reveals DOGE takeover details
3·7 months agoI drink it every morning so I can fight like a crow!
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News@lemmy.world•Boy, 11, shot dead after playing doorbell-ringing prank in Houston, police say
7·8 months agoBut then casually post anonymous racist YouTube comments about how if he was raised better this wouldn’t have happened
I thought it was the Big Beautiful Boundless Beefy Beastly Booty-Eatin’ Bacon Barbecue Bunger Burger
But really Bernie orders one for everybody in the restaurant
Or maybe it was the Big Brapping Beter Butt-Eating Booby Bunging Bodacious Buttery Bunger Back-Baby Bernie Sanders approved Bitten Boundless Beyond Burger (It’s Vegetarian)
I never remember which one
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News@lemmy.world•Republican election chief accused of slipping MDMA, cocaine into granddaughters’ ice cream
13·8 months agoNo, he definitely wanted to use this to stoke the fire in the minds of the “drug problem” locally. The DQ is probably staffed by some minority or other group that he hates, so if the optics show those “evil people putting drugs into innocent little white girls food” to create more hatred. Just pure evil.
According to Raleigh, North Carolina NBC affiliate WRAL News, on August 8, Yokeley approached a Wilmington police officer and claimed his two juvenile granddaughters had discovered two suspicious pills in ice cream they’d purchased from Dairy Queen on Oleander Drive.
However, surveillance video later revealed that Yokeley himself was seen placing the pills into both of the girls’ treats. The pills reportedly tested positive for MDMA and cocaine, as noted in an arrest warrant. The authorities said they have evidence he slipped drugs into the girls’ ice cream.
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News@lemmy.world•Man arrested after 12-year-old girl hit with sex toy at WNBA game
16·8 months agoMedia reports on the disturbances have tied the toy-throwings to a group involved in a related cryptocurrency meme coin.
There was a time when this would have surprised me. Not anymore
kautau@lemmy.worldto
News@lemmy.world•Florida must stop expanding ‘Alligator Alcatraz’ immigration center, judge says
4·8 months agoYeah at this point it’s pretty clear that federal / state courts need their own enforcement agencies. ICE will laugh off being served a legal order to stop what they’re doing. They need to be met with force since that’s all they seem to understand
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Isn't there somebody you forgot to ask?
7·9 months agoHands crying kid iPad so they can watch weirdly sexual AI videos of Elsa without stopping for 6 hours straight, because interacting with her is interrupting me binge watching “The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives” which reminds me how puritanical I am
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News@lemmy.world•Trump booed but unbowed at Club World Cup final as he crashes Chelsea’s trophy lift
20·9 months agoFIFA is one of the most corrupt organizations in the world and Trump is one of the most corrupt politicians in the world. And yet, the stadium was still sold out.
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News@lemmy.world•Kristi Noem Secretly Took a Cut of Political Donations
1·10 months agoYeah we need someone like “Big Balls” back in the government for some oversight
This meme just needs broccoli hair and then it would be perfect
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News@lemmy.world•Iran retaliates, fires missiles at US bases in Qatar and Iraq
1·10 months agoYeah from the footage I saw in this thread it seems like they were all intercepted by Patriot missiles and if any did hit they did minimal damage. Russia just launched hundreds of drones and missiles into Kyiv. Iran certainly could have done more, so I absolutely agree it’s performative
I’m very sure it’s on purpose
Rockstar made their fictional company with San Andreas in 2004
https://www.grandtheftwiki.com/ProLaps
Seems like a hobby project with a subtle chuckle at the end of every benefitial article being published under that name


Agreed. Also I specifically said dollars because someone trying to defend pedophiles got so flustered she referred to her king after her personal attacks failed an in honor of him completely threw out numbers in a market she clearly does not understand that are in no way helping those in the us that truly need help