mechoman444

I’m 39 ☹️ zero points.

GRAMMA WOULD HAVE WANTED THIS!!!

Money can’t solve all your problems but it can solve most of them.

… … … Be back in ten minutes.

What AI was really meant for.

I want to know more about the dude taking a dook.

I did butt stuff with my girlfriend.

Real talk. I cried reading this. They’re such simply things and it’s the first thing they want to take.

I downvoted this because it’s a little too on the nose but I wanted to upvote it.

Uhhhh being on time is the worst! I want to wake up naturally and go to bed whenever the hell I feel like! I can get the same amount of work done 11am to 7pm rather than 9 to 5.

I’m not googling “cock grease” thank you very much.

Shit. I can only do solar seconds… Dammit! I stopped eating onions for no reason!

To be fair it was getting pretty toxic… But then again I’m ok with that.

They knew.

I see your self-sealing stem bolts and raise you 2 Heisenberg compensators.

I hope op stubs his toe after stepping on a Lego.

You son of a bitch.

I feel kinda the same way… I don’t really like the whole “spontaneous sex” “one night stand” thing. I would prefer to get to know the person I’m going to be intimate with…

But again I have friends that would easily rail a woman in the bathroom of a bar and forget that even happened in a week.

I dunno…

You’re absolutely right. He would be devastated and react very negatively to his girlfriend “cheating” on him.

The double standard is the size of Texas.

I’ve never understood the concept of cheating in general. Basically what a person says is that they don’t want their significant other to experience any kind of intimacy or sexual relationships with any other person except for them for the rest of their lives.

I’ve always seen that as kinda unfair.

On the other hand if I’m in a relationship I typically don’t feel the need or desire to have relations with any other person even when the opportunity presents itself.

I have a friend though that is hopelessly in love with his girlfriend but regularly engages in sexual relations with other women. For him, it’s not an emotional activity, it’s just a physical one.

But you’re absolutely right open honest communication is absolutely key.