“Athletic fat guys” rofl

I’m an unathletic fat in some places, oddly skinny in other places guy. nice calves tho.

that gave me a chuckle-urp. nice.

huuuuuuuuuuurk

fucking tired of these garbage machines littering the sidewalks.

rather glad I missed out on this entire genre of television.

is this the zodiac killer’s crossword?

you either marry the partner that suggested this, or you run, run for your life.

Yuuup. Had the opportunity to move to Singapore about a decade ago… NOPE. Great place to visit. Amazing people and food. No weed. Don’t even think about it.

but one has a capsaicin-saturated core.

do you want a pack of angry women to beat you half to death and leave that thing in your ass? because holy shit man, they’re already on their periods, shit like this is war

go to 5 guys, get an order for large fries.

get home. “ooh they give so many fries!” haha you guys have no idea how many I consumed on the way home.

works every time.

ooof

have repaired my oven twice (15 years) and dryer three times (16 years). it’s amazing how many appliances can be repaired if people just take the time to dig into it.

unless it has a screen. fuck everything about that shit.

I wish I could find another chest freezer like the one we had in texas. Thing was 400lbs of insulation with a compressor that withstood 25+ years of texas garage heat. Never failed once.

yeah their flavor profile seems to be “take something way too fucking far and then put a bunch of malt liquor in it”

four loco

a friend convinced me to drink one of these. jesus h fucking crucified dude, that was the worst, like drinking a colt 45 with a antifreeze mixer. while I’ve been drunker, I don’t think I’ve ever felt as ugh just fucking gross after drinking that swill

yeah never understood how it flies under the radar of quackery

visited a friend’s family reunion and met his chiropractor uncle. dude said he could cure diabetes and cancer.

he could barely pronounce diabetes. I will never ever understand chiropractor quackshit.

hopefully he died alone.

depressingly plausible

man the invective people put out against strippers / sex workers is wild to me.

getting genuinely angry because someone gets paid to show their junk, in this world of trillionaire asshole capitalists just seems so fucking misguided.

like, I’m not into feet, so sex stuff with feet is kinda - shrug - ok whatever - but getting angry at someone who’s smart enough to know they have feet, they’re willing to take pictures of the feet, and that there are people out there willing to pay for said pics - and complete the loop and make it earn for them?

why would anyone get angry about that? fuck the let this vile creature out of jail, and y’all are angry someone got paid for porn?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martin_Shkreli

we need better priorities as a species.