

impossimole
“Humans are just imperfect crabs.” - @pH3ra@[email protected]
Trying to be the best crab I can.
impossimole
eehhh…
so look, I don’t have a crock pot.
think a rice cooker would work in a pinch?
also, hold it - it what? the rice cooker?
does it have to stay plugged in? this is getting complicated
I’m expecting fediverse chick to show up at someone’s front door with a big jeans of beans?
There’s fucking holes in the bottom man, it’ll all fall out.
jesus think these things through mate.
:D
at this point I’m expecting fediverse chick to show up at someone’s front door with a big pot of beans.
the circle is complete
more likely to get clogged even if you waffle stomp it.
then you get out the poop knife.
it’s fitting that they all have a case of radiation face…
that’s gonna be a shartpost in about 5 hours
If i could vote to abolish it i would
yeah, I’m american, same. funny we never really get the opportunity to vote on stuff like this tho. shit’s rigged.
thou
thy cant’est mean thou
Thats europe.
most of europe sneers at tipping.
Rich coming from a chronically online dude You use thought-terminating cliches like calling someone an incel (& pure projection)
You aren’t calling out any misandry, you’re just a chud. I didn’t seek you out, you put this shit out there yourself.
Finally, buddy, guess what: grown men don’t need you to stick up for them. Honestly. You sad little shit.
You said this, this entire thread
my only other statement in this entire thread is about your misogynistic statement about ‘good man schtick’. you silly chud.
Either your reading comprehension skills are woefully inadequate or your involuntary celibacy is forcing your brain out of your ears due to the hydrostatic overpressure.
I really think you need to get the fuck away from the internet mate, find a life, find some kind of purpose and examine the choices which brought you to this sad fucking state.
STOP RESISTING
they say as they strike again and again, while you futilely attempt to cover your head and crotch from the kicks and nightstick blows.
STOP RESISTING
they shout as they ‘accidently’ turn off their bodycams.
STOP RESISTING
I do not care for this claim that women are always the victims.
who said this?
honest query. I don’t see it in OP’s statement. You do corroborate their premise -
Men are overwhelming the perpetrator of violent crimes against everyone. More than 75% of violent crimes is committed by men.
so why the strawman argument at the start?
like, when you see someone with a good idea, it’s contagious
they parked IN the corral? they made their choice.
yep. feel like we are in for one wild ride.
could you imagine the shitshow if the next time a ceo was attacked the guy was named Mario?
Then Link?
oh shit it’s supersmashocracy
frankly won’t be surprised, if Tesla survives 30 years we’re gonna see a Cyberhorse. big if. but yeah. and they’ll be obnoxious too.