That wise man is going to run into a lot of people and things with his exposed balls (because he can’t see where he is going with his face covered in case that wasn’t clear)

I some how managed to only date the most vanilla of vanilla. Lucky me /s

Sure -

Trump: “fuck you”

I’d cut off my leg to attach a peg for the opportunity to be a pirate over my current job

I find women so attractive that I don’t care if they have a dick or not. Damn

Yeah that’s why there is a passing lane, get it off it if you’re not passing. It’s not a hard concept

Go the flow of traffic or gtfo

Dick pick

Fill that pond in, that’s 50,000 more dollars of wasted space!

The organization said that more performers are speakers will be announced in the coming weeks.

More performers are speakers? Great journalism.

Also McBride dropped out too

Is this better? (Nsfw)

Someone please make this end

They live in a part of town that has a bed shortage and this stops their bed from being stolen

Would still take her over a Republican

Duck Metallica, this is exactly who they belong to

Hey I have that song on my “oldies” playlist. It’s all I know of OPM.

We know