I’ve always heard this but when I go to chop at a guy I swear it’s ALWAYS the blunt side of the sword first. I flip it around and try again only to have to flip it around a third time to finally get the sharp side.

He wasn’t really that much small, just sort of biggie small so that he would sell just a little bit more.

This can’t be right… that would mean that on average my town of 100,000 people should contain about 1,400 adults who have been injured in some way specifically during a mass shooting. I feel like it’s off by orders of magnitude?

Global average temperature sets a new record high about every year. It’s definitely warming which causes all sorts of strange aftereffects like extreme weather changes both hot and cold in localized areas.

Trump did this with his own family at the end of his term… didn’t need any extra powers to do it.

Margorie Taylor, the Weird

One white and three black for a 3/0

When Margorie Taylor, the Weird enters the battlefield discard a card.

Whenever you discard a card, discard a card.

Bluesky is the number one downloaded social app right now.

https://bsky.app/profile/bsky.app/post/3lasmkmv6t22l

Especially if the candies make you round which is why most candy makes you round.

Of course Effort doesn’t require effort. It requires Ef and Fort.

We used to walk up hill both ways in the snow to the hospital

My cat learned to open the bread box and then chews a hole in the bag…

https://youtu.be/U_Re0sc85zo?si=NtcFYWZksHDj-HVJ

All you need to know about the game

If they ever tried to make a pizza in their oven it would take then an extra 45 minutes for some reason.

You like my hooters eh?

No she was 12 when cast and 13 when the film was released. (edit: unless the gif is from 4 years later)

1000 people stormed the capitol. Allowing trump to win is far far far worse. Federal judge appointments alone are worth far more.

There are no victimless crimes

Polls only predict well in places where you don’t need polls… hence their 78% success rate. What is their rate in closer elections? Likely right at 50%…useless.

“Polls have “called” elections correctly 78 percent of the time” according to that article. Just because they are more accurate than in another time frame does not mean they are accurate overall. This is an incredibly poor rate in the larger picture. Independent groups are notoriously hard to poll and they are the ones that decide elections. If it’s a landslide then of course the poll will be correct. Completely unreliable in close elections. However they make excellent time filters for news networks.

If you think polling relates to reality then look into polling and how it doesn’t.