I’d read this webcomic

damn and she’s the one who lost to a cabbage. I think at this point I’d prefer the cabbage.

he’s going full (kan)ye

from Romania?

it’s shit turtles all the way down

man I miss family guy. I’m going to pretend it hasn’t jumped the shark and that it ended at like season 3 or after the first chicken fight or whatever twenty years ago

um excuse me your picture can’t be correct as birds aren’t real

for a second I thought she was talking about oj lol

except for the made up CHINESE characters behind the north KOREAN man.

!as an aside historically Korea Japan and Vietnam actually did use Chinese characters and still do so for various purposes (Japan the most) but nk explicitly outlawed their use for nationalism reasons !<

it’s like “save the fetuses but fuck the newly born, especially if you’re not white and without parents in a heterosexual relationship!”

ha.

I dunno if the next pane is doing any better

they’d just make nesting doll structured holding companies with all profits going to the top but any losses being contained within each branch

actually this sounds like a great idea BRB gotta register some LLCs in Delaware

lol umadbro?

what is with this pose why are white people like this

there’s always money in the banana stand

damn forgot about this one. I would’ve hoped by this point in history shit like this would be universally ridiculed but alas…

dna: mutates randomly

lemmy comments: This is a grand plan to help our survival as a species! without monkey torture we wouldn’t have made it through the before times!

nb: I did enjoy the unscientific fan fiction, please subscribe me to more evolutionary psychology facts