I am not a robot. I promise.
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Question regarding SA?
South Africa or South America?
We’re not fucking retarded up here, we know where Elmo came from…
4·2 days agoFun fact: An average adult elephant weighs more than 32,000 bananas…
- https://elephantguide.com/how-much-does-an-elephant-weigh/
- https://weightofstuff.com/how-much-does-an-elephant-weigh/
- https://bananaforscale.info/convert/weight/12000-pounds-to-bananas
Okay, the numbers vary wildly between different species and genders, just eat the fucking bananas and have a good day 🍌
Nobody ever robs the sperm bank…
You can tell this is fake.
It’s obvious, he’s not on a golf course.
No. You can have the flying shits, then you clean up and think you’re done, go walk back to the living room, only to realize you gotta go again, but next time is a 3 foot long solid log you wish you could have evacuated a month ago.
That was a glorious day! 💩
Odd that you would say that.
Many years ago, I realized that if I take a Vitamin B12 pill, well almost exactly 23 minutes later, I’ll get like all the reflexes simultaneously.
Burp, puke, hiccup, fart, sneeze (am I missing any?)
All at once, simultaneously. The sensations would only last about 20 seconds, but those are 20 seconds of things I’d rather not experience, so I no longer take Vitamin B12…
I’ve seen this dude somewhere before…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFhMcL3Kf1c
(Skip 30 seconds in…)
Those are sounding brads, to hear you scream when you can’t remove them from your urethra…
4·8 days agoAnd he’ll try to have it named Trumpstein Island…
Peel the orange man already…
No, I’m aware they had multiple pieces of shit 💩💩💩
Aww, sleepy Don misses Epstein Island…
What a piece of shit.
Fun fact: In the very early days of the internet, around the Windows 95/98 era, rotten.com was originally named thecreepingeyemorgue.com
Yes I’m that old LOL! I only know this because my friend’s dad was a cop, and when he’d be at work, we’d browse through his internet search history. Turns out friend’s dad was a bit of a psychopath…
The front fell off…
Well there’s your problem. If you’re trying to fire a plunger, well duh, use fire, not water…
Wait wait…
ya’ll
Fuck, the proper contraction is…
y’all
Fuck you, I took the master class!
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I know right? It’s difficult to eat yourself while running or swimming…
https://www.latterly.org/nestle-competitors/