A crow eating chicken and a human eating beef are actually really good parallels. Crows and chicken are 91 million years diverged while cows and humans 94 million years diverged.
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Dollar Store John Travolta: I Shit Myself Edition
0·11 months agoA miasma of post-Doritos farts, ass sweat, and uncleaned litter box.
The feeling of the spray hitting your skin will be akin to feeling piss aerosols/drops hit your leg when wearing shorts and using one of those urinals that extend to the floor.
It’s not that I’m not a morning person, it’s that I hate the realization of having woken up again.
When you both shit hard enough together at the same time and wonder to yourselves “was that splashback mine…?”