• oyfrog@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    When you both shit hard enough together at the same time and wonder to yourselves “was that splashback mine…?”

  • ThePyroPython@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    I see some of you have never played Battleshits before.

    Rules are as follows:

    • Two people enter a toilet cubicle each and proceed to try and shit.

    • The first one to shit wins.

    • If both players have shitted then the size of the shits is judged and the largest shit wins.

    It is a puerile and crass game of speed, deception and defiantly not for the weak-stomached as I found out to my own detriment as a spectator.

    This has been your daily reminder that we are all just slightly more evolved apes with access to the power of gods.

  • GluWu@lemm.ee
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    2 months ago

    I’ll stick my tongue in your mouth at the same rate my turd is coming out. You’ll know exactly what my sphincter is doing.

  • abigscaryhobo@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    “Come out man!” “I can’t! I’m playin Shit!” “But you can play Shit OUTSIDE!” “SAY WHAAAAAT??”

    DUAL PortaPotty. It’s like a Shit, you can play outside.