I was literally getting my ass sprayed when I opened this meme.

These dogs really are that long though. I saw one for the first time in real life a couple months ago, it was chasing its tail around a building.

I sent an email. We’ll see what happens.

Edit: I received the following response:

This has been a social experiment by Oxford University, thanks for participating. Your data has been logged.

Immediately after opening the email, I received the following text message:

Hello, how have you been?

0/10, would not recommend.

Play some Guitar Hero

He was taught by the same institute that taught Beethoven to drift.

Hey, nice catch. One of the kid’s hands looks like it has a morphed double finger, while the other one looks like it has the crease of a 6th finger at the bottom of the image.

Gonna be honest, can’t say I’ve ever seen a cheese commercial before

Ooh, yes but no. Those 42-blade razors are garbage, but the Holy Grail of close shaves (imo) is the safety razor. Feels much more comfortable to use, and, well, is safer.

Related question:

When you’re using push-to-talk in a voice chat lobby, and someone tells a really funny joke. Do y’all mic up so the homie knows you think they’re funny? Especially in lobbies where everyone is using PTT it can be really awkward when someone tells a joke, there’s silence for a second or two (while everyone laughs off-mic) and then one person meekishly keys up with a “heheheh”

Dunno why they don’t have a sugar option.

That would also be the “worst hangover imaginable” option.

The orange ones are liquid sex.

Sunny D is for parents who think their kids aren’t getting enough sugar with normal Orange Juice. are sick of Timmy’s shit and want something to mix their vodka with.

Clearly, you’ve misunderstood the target demographic

The hard mountain dews are pretty decent, but the hard monster seltzers are where it’s at.

Oh shit we doin Room memes now?

If you’re faking me out on this, I break every bone in your body.

This is commonly parroted and while it does happen it isn’t the case for literally every single deal.

My roommates and I bought a TV in September and paid the extra $50 or whatever to be able to get a refund if a better price came up. For Black Friday, that TV is ~$250 less than we paid for, and we’re getting our money back.

Black Friday/ Cyber Monday can be great times to pick up on deals and many items reach yearly lows for these sales, you just need to not blindly purchase things or fall into the hype. The way I look at it is, if I already know I want/ need it, I’ll look around on Black Friday for a good deal. But I won’t let deals on these days be the thing that tells me I want or need something.

That poor kid. I already was upset thinking about them having to see Mom get arrested. I didn’t even consider the fact that the youngest is probably blaming himself.

Did I miss anything?

Cops are usually chill and laid back, but they get tired of the monotony of their job sometimes and appreciate the use of erratic, unpredictable movement when interacting with them. They also like someone who is proactive, so instead of waiting for them to ask you for your licence and registration, just jump right out of your car as soon as they step out of theirs and pull your wallet out of your pocket as quickly as you can for them. You’ll never have an issue with the cops again after this.

I honestly love it when such profoundly misinformed statements are put forward with absolute authority like this.

a single history

You know that half the country went to war with the other half, right?

a single government

In California, you can order weed through an app and get it delivered to your front door. In Idaho, get pulled over after picking up for the month, you’re a felon.

a single language

Single official language sure. At my work I’m the only native English speaker and a majority of our customers are foreigners who speak little English.

I didn’t like that ☹️

I’ve been staring at it for a minute now but it’s still not clicking for me. I guess I’m not racist?

1. You’re having an important argument with someone and you’re resorting to Reddit for an answer

2. You think having updoots on a Reddit thread matters in a real life argument

3. You want to manipulate an already trashy and biased mediation tool by artificially inflating your position

4. You openly ask for help in doing this with seemingly zero self awareness

If this is real (and I hope to God it’s just a shitpost) it’s insanely pathetic and abusive. You should not be dating.