fuck that guy. more of them need to die. shooter isn’t a villain, he’s a god damned hero.

born too early to fight in the post-apocalypse wasteland, born too late to fight in the pre-apocalypse waste land, born just in time to fight billionaires in the peri-apocalyptic wasteland.

and this, kids, is why you don’t want to own a Taurus for self defense.

Didn’t you know? Liking women is also gay now.

Jesus Christ

Wat

Don’t give them ideas

I wasn’t super into metal when I was a kid, I was more into funk and blues. But then my son decided to put on some garbage than he calls funk music. I was disgusted and promptly changed the song to sam and Dave.

you’d think i’d have learned by now not to put my potato masher in the drawer. but you’d be wrong if you thought that.

This reminds me of a joke:

Why didn’t Jesus play basketball? Because soccer is a much more popular sport in Mexico.

i’m a data analyst. there’s an urge to say fuck this shit and start a brewery. That urge is there every single day.

sell all your earthly possessions and buy two geese, one male and one female. then you, too, will be a goose farmer.

live action erotic roleplay or something

Reagan implemented gun control as well.

so, once again, Trump is talking about putting in place 2A restrictions. I guess he wants to be like Reagan.

maybe that’s who the incest commercial was targeting all along, the GOP.

still they remain.

Well, no. And they shouldn’t be. Israel has been targeting civilians, aid workers and UN staff. Fuck Israel.

Some guy did that to me with my old shit box. I now absolutely refuse to sell it.

I’m not sure about lighter than air craft, but in the US you don’t need a license to fly microlight aircraft, as long as it’s less than 250 pounds and has less than a 5 gallon fuel tank, iirc