3 issues
- Not standing
- There are 5 of them
- Which Jesus?
This reminds me of a joke:
Why didn’t Jesus play basketball? Because soccer is a much more popular sport in Mexico.
Not only does Jesus play basketball, he’s a super dick about it:
#3 is clear. When Jesus enters the room, you get the fuck up.
When Jesus enters the room, you get the fuck up.
The same holds true for Martin Sheen:
Later that morning, Puke noticed that Allin still lay motionless in the same place where he had left him and posed for Polaroids with the corpse before calling for an ambulance.
Jesus Christ!
When the president stands, nobody sits
Maybe the fifth one is Jesus?
Standing optional.
I think that’s somewhere in Luke.
Plot twist: That’s not all that’s in Luke.
I don’t know about Luke, but this is in Matthew (15:11)-
What goes into someone’s mouth does not defile them, but what comes out of their mouth, that is what defiles them.
So swallow, don’t spit.
What about what goes into, out of, and back into their mouth in rapid succession?
He didn’t make a judgment there apparently.
The guy in the middle can’t tie his tie correctly. You don’t leave it hanging on the side like that. I don’t trust guys like that.
There is a lot of moustache going on there.
Two grinners, three sinners. Nothing odd there at all
They say that they will stand for Jesus, not that they’re currently standing for Jesus.
It’s always what they will do tomorrow and never what can be done today, amiright?
