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Nordic countries are just cock and balls. We are aware.

“Castles Made of Sand in my ass”

Sounds like normal evening after day at the beach.

Aww, Trumps spirit animal. Dickless and eats everyone elses eggs.

“I thought my mother was a freighter captain?”

“No, she was Onlyfans content creator and now that your uncles farm is toasted, you’ll have to pick up where she left off. Stuff this in your ass and I’ll get the camera”

I don’t think it’s a bad thing that he’s in wide open areas that are hard to completely secure.

Bidet causes vampirism?

Those metal ones were better than the modern plastic ones. Even though they felt cold.

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3 point

Last three on the list.

Never actually owned dictionary or encyclopedia. somebody just left them at my place, because nobody wanted them, so I used them as a door stop. If they are considered my property, because they were abandoned at my property then just 1 point.

That was significantly better than a touchpad

Agreed, you dumb fucks

If you like that, google “Finnish national feminist writer”

It’s A pony, not A BIT OF

Mom’s cheap.

Only if there is no crispy habanero laced potato chips. Those will some day kill me by clogging my arteries, but it was a nice ride.

Yeah, it kinda changes if the first sentence is “I saw a post from a dipshit neo-nazi suggesting the extermination of jews, colored and disabled”

You heard about the theory that dogs are just wolves with their version of down syndrome, so they were more docile. We kept breeding that trait till it became standard. This was in the very beginning 30-40 thousand years ago.

I liked the first season of Mandalorian, but right after that it slid in to that “if it moves and makes a noise, you should be entertained”-shitbucket.

I’m expecting that to happen with Andor.

Such a thing exists?

Dear Disney+

If you ever produce anything worth watching, be assured that I will be pirating it.