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We also got Otis Spunkmeyer. I ain’t eating a muffin with cum in the name. Here come the British to say it’s a totally normal name.
Not British, but “spunk” does have a different meaning. In the dark times, it also meant having “guts” or “moxy.” People still use “spunky” in the current dark times.
I wish I had Jussis girl 🎶
And it’s a song where you bought a 18-pack of Lapin Kulta, and now you sit in a sauna with her hiding a boner, and she only looks at Jussi because he won the chainsaw competition last year, right?
Oh gawd
Tired of dry ass bread? Try some JussiPussi!!
It means jussi bag. Jussi is a boy’s name. It’s not jussi’s bag, that would be jussin pussi. It’s pronounced not like you think but instead like… idk actually how to describe it
Does it rhyme, and do you vocalize the j or pronounce like an English y?
The j is pronounced like y. Of course it rhymes. The ussi part is like… you see? With a long s and short e lol
Ahhh… You wanna da jussi pussi, eh? 😏
Free marketing at its finest
There’s also Saturday pussi for kids and megapussi (rip)
To balance out their dry, yeasty women?
If you like that, google “Finnish national feminist writer”
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