Seth Meyers’ jokes at Trump’s expense during the 2011 White House Correspondents dinner have been identified by those close to Trump as the moment he decided to seriously run for President.

Seth Meyers made this problem, it’s up to him to fix it. Bonus points if he gets Trump to quit using only jokes.

This is the “fuck around” portion. I fear for ordinary Americans when the “find out” part comes.

It is the 41st Millennium.

For more than a hundred centuries Donald Trump, the Emperor of America, has sat immobile on the Golden Throne of Washington. He is the master of the US by the will of the nutjobs and master of a million tariffs by the might of his moronic followers. He is a rotting carcass writhing invisibly with power from the Dark Age of Generative AI. He is the MAGA Lord of the vast Imperium of America for whom a thousand souls are sacrificed every day so that he may never truly die.

Yet even in his deathless state, everything is still Joe Biden’s fault.

That’s Noob Saibot. To unlock him you need to:

• Choose Pete Hegseth as your P1 character
• Immediately before the first round begins (the instant the “Fight!” prompt is about to appear), hold the following buttons simultaneously: Back + Low Punch + Low Kick + High Punch + Block.

I believe the kids these days call it “frotting”

Is it all about the time when Zelenski didn’t help him produce dirt on Hunter Biden?

Yep!

There was a brief and glorious time when this was the apex of technology and culture. Too early and the album was also available on cassette and it was obvious there was playtime left at the end of the album, too late and the rise of the internet meant the secret wouldn’t even make it to the release of the album.

This is almost as bad as the old 4chan jollyrancher story.