“Timothy where on earth did you go, god why don’t I know…

Knowing my luck, I’d trip on the stairs and shit myself before my ass cheeks reach the seat.

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“I was gonna ride the bus, but then I got high… the wheels on the bus were gonna go round and round, but then I got high…”

Someone get JD Vance some Gatorade.

You could say you took your immortality into your own hands.

Hope they like carpet because “800-588-2300 Empire Today.”

Oh thank god! I was beginning to worry that our elected officials weren’t actually caring about the important issues. /s

And how does this make peoples lives better? How does this help with homelessness or the economy for example? Short answer… it doesn’t. Ffs.

I mean, how did you think the Horsey Sauce was made?

I snort cocaine off my closest books on 80 park benches… now what?

Everything reminds me of her.

$3000? What do we look like were make of eggs… get fucked my guy. You voted for this. I would say suck an egg, but clearly you can’t afford it.

Also not a drag queen.

Tesla has a chance to do something funny here.