Totally not for cloning!

(Cicada bro screeching)
Group of hot ladies: Oh wow. Is he single?

I mean…if someone set up some kind of website like billionaireKOKshow.gov where people get paid vast amounts of billionaire dick money…it would be weird.

There is a land, known as (ethereal Dune soundtrack plays) the Midwest. A land where these breadsticks are gourmet.

The love making scene in Team America, but it’s just a bunch of breadsticks from Olive Garden.

Alas thy plan has failed, for my lips are as moist as a frog going down a waterslide in the rainforest.

What happens if you jerk it off?

Their butthole just follows your eyes around the room like a creepy painting.

We thank you balloon master!

It’s okay to eat 5 rolls of sushi babe!

The Virgin Mary witnessing the arrival of the alien armada.

Number 6 always felt like a betrayal when you realized it wasn’t black.

The “Just the Tip” system.

Looks like the dolphins are- AND THE SNAILS ARE GETTING IN THE RING WITH STEEL CHAIRS!?

Comrades, do you not yearn for more bananas? Let us screech and scratch!

Tired of dry ass bread? Try some JussiPussi!!

Back on 9/11 people kept their dicks limp out of respect.

Just draw a line through the middle and call it East/West Fun-o-land.

If it would please you, you are a most detestable wench with no lands or titles, and thy garden is that of a common Welshman.

This might be an opportunity to develop a game. Like the adventures of Pong Lenis or something.