Honestly puzzled, why is the grocery store so awful? Inflation, or is it a social anxiety thing?

That’s an odd way of spelling “taint tanning”

Some English brats got there 40 years earlier: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cottingley_Fairies

Wicked Game in my ass

Help me out here, I’m having trouble picturing this. Like… a pair of complete, full-size gazelles? Just fastened to the woman’s torso? If not, which parts?

Sssssshhh, there there, it’s ok. They’re feature phones

Woof, thought I was having déjà vu for a minute. Nope, just republicans being republicans, yet again.

https://www.newsweek.com/greg-abbott-axing-water-breaks-texas-heat-wave-anger-1807538

Quoth Wikipedia, “Even when at peak magnitude of 2.5, this recurrent nova is dimmer than about 120 stars in the night sky.”

The fact that “recurrent nova” is a thing caught me by surprise though, Reminded me of the on/off star from A Deepness in The Sky