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Two punchlines!

If you sailed by riding the figurehead, sure.

We can pretend that we’re dead.

I have been laughing at this for five solid minutes. Like.a weird pause job in a movie where the main confident main character is midsentence with their eyes closed and their lips in a weird position, but even better.

Only one?

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Do they matter? They could if a few Repiblicans broke rank and they should oppse this spending billl becsuse it is trash. Plus if the Dems in both houses are united against the bill it shows their supporters that they aren’t caving in like they frequently do.

Fuck Jared, he had no reason to vote for the bill.

I would be surprised if he didn’t.

They lost pretend money that could be used for business loans that they don’t need because they have so much pretend money. The only time it matteds for these parasites is if it happens when they are acquiring another company worth billions of pretend monies.

Even a stock market collapse is a benefit to these chucklefucks.

They probably thought menstration was referring to men.

This is up there with purging info on the Enola Gay.

In some cases, photos seemed to be flagged for removal simply because their file included the word ”gay,” including service members with that last name and an image of the B-29 aircraft Enola Gay, which dropped the first atomic bomb on Hiroshima, Japan, during World War II.

Too much credit is given to Trump, which means that if Trump leaves office people will think everything is fixed despite all the other people who steer Trump towards his worst impulses will still be around wreaking havoc.

Trump is 90% a figurehead for the shitty conservatives who wrote Project 2025. He didn’t come up with most of this stuff, he is just going along with it. The 10% of the time things are his idea are fucking terrible too, but he definitely doesn’t deserve most of the credit.

Unless DoGe staff are thrown in jail for breaking the law they will continue to do so no matter what happens in the courtroom. Making them stop is not a consequence.

gas is irreplaceable for transport

Bicycles, walking.

People who hoarded toilet paper and hand sanitizer were punished despite soap and water existing.

https://www.today.com/news/brothers-who-hoarded-17-700-bottles-hand-sanitizer-forced-donate-t176028

They can hike prices as much as they want, there is nothing illegal or even wrong (arguably) about that.

In the US there are exceptions to the charge anything standard, such as limitations on gouging on gas pricing during emergencies and laws against companies colliding on price hikes. The protections kick in when customers don’t have a choice, and it is possible that all egg companies raising prices to seek profits while blaming something that has far less of an effect than the prices indicate could potentially fall into one of those two categories.

Not that it matters as the penalties are always far less than the abuse, but pricing in the US isn’t a complete wild west.

“He knows those computers better than anybody. All those computers. Those vote-counting computers,” Trump told the crowd. “And we ended up winning Pennsylvania like in a landslide.”

https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-elon-musk-voting-machine-2017657

I was thinking of the real president, Musk.

The government should offload its debts into a shell government and let that declare bankruptcy!

A federal judge is set to rule on an emergency motion against Musk’s involvement.

Best we will get is a superficial ruling that says he can’t do it while he continues to do it and there will be absolutely zero consequences nor will all of the people who he fucked receive any form of justice.

Yup

Holy hell that is hilarious on multiple levels.

Trying to explain to your coworkers on a conference call that your brain isn’t functioning correctly isn’t the most comfortable experience.

Just tell them that they are dramatic pauses!

It worked once for me, but I think the person who laughed also has ADHD.