These guys are defined by their lack of follow through.

It’s entirely possible they’ll get distracted by something else and leave this particular team alone.

Musk is getting sued for not paying out for the same thing at twitter.

There’s a solid chance they don’t get anything they were promised.

Suddenly it’s an elective procedure and no longer covered by insurance.

Though I guess it may get more expensive for insurers to cover the unvaccinated so the market might actually win out with that one…

“say sowwwy or give us $10k. You are punished”

I suspect he’s talking about giving the police carte blanche, not anyone else.

I won’t understand until I hear piratesoftware explain it.

Well that’s ok, it was never for them.

/s

Give me a firing squad every time.

Most of these “ethical” (i.e. clean) methods would be considered torture if they were non-lethal.

This is an excellent shitpost and made me laugh very hard.

That’s not what they said

Causing long term damage (requiring further treatment) is probably their ideal outcome.

Death is so… “you’ll stop paying us”

What the media and people with money call the economy is a different thing to what everyone else calls the economy.

But it’s really useful for them to pretend it’s the same thing.

They think of it as “our wealth” and we think of it as “everyone’s wealth”.

She should be auctioning it off herself. So frustrating.

It’s a “state police open up-er”

That is… a lot of people

It happened where they knew you wouldn’t see them.

Unfortunately, there were no survivors.

Well yeah, change like this is so rarely to the benefit of the consumer.

People know this would end up with a thing they like just costing more money.