“Will you endorse the man who tried to send an angry mob to hang you in order to stop the peaceful transition of power in the United States?”

“Probably not.”

It’s crazy that people are acting like this is some brave stance on pence’s part. Jesus, Republicans get to enjoy such a low bar for being praised.

When I’m in a ridiculous burger ordering contest and my opponent says “I’ll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe, on a raft, four-by-four animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.”

Okay, I got it to talk.

Tried it and it answered all my questions about US presidents… It did not feel like giving an answer for this question.

That’s a good point, but let me offer this as a counterargument: Mammon demands that we offer up the planet and all living species at the sacrificial altar of capitalism and he shall not be denied

You can run for office from prison.

Ya like jazz?

Better late than never

No it’s not. There’s something else we’re supposed to do to traitors.

“You know what we used to do in the old days when we were smart? Right? The spies and treason, we used to handle it a little differently than we do now”

-Donald Trump, advocating for his own execution

These are the same people who think that freedom of religion means they can force everyone to follow an explicitly Christian set of morals. Their view on freedom of speech is not surprising.

His loyalty isn’t divided at all, he’s 100% loyal to money.

Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

I give my boss the down nod, as if to say “don’t worry, boss, I’m hard at work and definitely not walking back to my desk after looking at memes on the toilet for 47 minutes straight.”

Ghengis Khan: Those are rookie numbers.

GOP-led states? My brother in Christ they want to turn their culture war bullshit into national policies.

I don’t think we’re there yet, but I also think it’s a really fuzzy line

The really scary problem is that it’s most likely a line we won’t recognize until after it’s been crossed. It’s possible we’ve already crossed the line and are simply waiting for it to get out of control.

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“Texas border convoy removes mask”

Brb, buying front row tickets to every single Taylor Swift concert.

Now you’re telling me its the private insurers that do that?

Always has been.