At this point it’s like a text message you’ve ignored for too long. It’s just going to be awkward when he shows up.

Thank you. This at least makes sense

I know this, but I want to understand the etymology. Why glizzy? What’s gliz? The word itself makes me think of glazed.

Was this one of those words that was made up for a rap song because the author needed a rhyme so they just forced it?

They’re just called lawyers, unless they’re lawyering with their genitals and their sex is somehow relevant.

You did the basic math, with your spherical balloon. What about giant cylinders? Then you could really pack it in.

Oooh, yeah… I think I’ve blocked a lot of them already

What’s the racism here?

Oh wow. I honestly think I’d starve

Do you mean potato potatoes? Or do you extend that to french fries, tater tots, and chips?

“you can’t make less money by making more money”

Go back in and spray the balls red and green and the shaft black. Double down.

The first 7 are also for snacking

I wish I had this kind of job security

You’re the worst pirate I’ve ever heard of

Sounds like depression. The lack of initiation, I mean

The core of humor is exaggeration. The joke is that it only took 3 hours, and not the usual 3 years past their 18th birthday.

This article seems like an insult to men. Saying they’re too weak to leave people who hate them. Saying they’re too timid to raise issues and see them fixed. It paints a picture of men, not as leaders, not as brave, not eas caring enough about themselves to take care of themselves. Just as pathetic.

So Mickey, do you agree with that assessment of men? Why do you think they’re like that?

There’s a saying among body builders. Abs are made in the kitchen.

You get strength in the gym.

Never quit your job. They’ll figure out you’ve quit after you stop showing up.

Only if he’s not a Taurus. No amount of money can get Mercury back in alignment.