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So, get all your birds vaccinated, kids.
And that’s the only thing I need is this. I don’t need this or this. Just this ashtray… And this paddle game. - The ashtray and the paddle game and that’s all I need… And this remote control. - The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that’s all I need…
They should offer free healthcare instead.
What, the curtains?
I’m just trying to find the bridge.
Has anybody seen the bridge?
“out and becoming hard”?
Ok, but I don’t see how this improves the rice.
Maybe it’s just cryptographically signed so you can detect if someone changed it.
Octebruary is my favorite month.
Clearly you haven’t been to Milliways, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe.
If you don’t eat your meat, how can you have any pudding?
Is it zombies again?
Idiot #1 “How do you spell farm?”
Idiot #2 “E I E I O”
“I would rather be with the people of this town, than with the finest people in the world.”
“What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with? … A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.” – Shelly Duvall, Roxanne 1987
Edit: I can’t believe that after all these years I just got that Steve Martin’s character ‘C.D. Bales’, C.D. stands for Cyrano de Bergerac.
You know what they say…
A billion here, a billion there, eventually you’re talking about real money.
"You know, Mrs. Buckman, you need a license to buy a dog. You need a license to drive a car - hell, you even need a license to catch a fish. But they’ll let any butt-reaming asshole be a father. " - Keanu Reeves as Tod Higgins, Parenthood (1989).
How is this a fertility issue? Are people unable to have children, or just unwilling?
The gulf of trump is the empty space between his ears.