At a Bucc-ee’s, of course

They need to shore those numbers up — can’t lag behind Biden’s daily deportation count and look weak. Just get a large-sounding number to wave around and say “look, we’re doing what we promised!”

A pissing contest where Trump is desperately shoving asparagus in his mouth.

Use a greasy ring of Papa John’s garlic butter sauce to stick that Parmesan rim on, you got a deal

Their tailors sew them on one leg at a time like everybody else’s

A Beautiful Depression, folks

I told you man!

But he said so himself! He even twirled where his mustache would be if he could grow one!

Guess they don’t remember accutane. That’s a fun list of side effects right there.

Not so fun when you’re the ones being pumped and dumped

They yearn for the mines

Because it’s hard to snap out of a k-hole when you gotta keep rolling.

They came in your soup and you might write a bad yelp review.

Just publish an addendum and yank it. The great experiment failed. We’re cooked, chat.

Well well well, if it isn’t that bridge in the rearview mirror that we were told wouldn’t be crossed but was also set on fire for good measure. And who could’ve seen my rep needing another $5 because it’s really dire this time, you guys.

This is how I feel RFK jr has always operated. He does/proposes/thinks progressive things right up until it really goes off the rails. Like, he argued there are medical biases against Black Americans (very much true and well researched), but then segued into the COVID-19 vaccines being medical experiments on minorities and tried to discourage vaccination that way. He usually starts with a good cause but inevitably drags it into conspiracy territory. Also someone is sanewashing his Wikipedia article because there’s a lot of his bullshit missing from a few months ago.

TIL even ICE has standards, which I assume are for the guard towers.

They’re just mall ninjas whose neuralinks can be spammed with goatse

Of course he’d walk it back and to the left.

They should’ve called it Goonr