It’s like a skin disease you put in milk

If you got a free hand, it’s for the homies

Please, Mr. Music, will you play?

hee hee

These bowling alley strike animations are getting out of hand

Likely. For reference: the 2nd U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals in New York said it’s “not discrimination” if they kick you for scoring high on the cop intelligence test. I’m guessing it involves making a toy truck go vroom.

We can’t all settle for dudes who steal copper wire and smoke meth out of light bulbs, but we’re not saying it on tv. Bawitdaboo-hoo.

Next up, Mewmaxxing czar and Orthotropics advisor Mike Mew

I’m not saying no to cake, though

“It starts with a small, bright red dot on your chest”

“Folks, have you heard this? There’s this big, gorgeous EP, they call it In a Beautiful Place Out In The Country. The Woke Democrats say it samples a Branch Davidian recruitment tape, but I don’t know folks…”

36 hours of goon? No wonder he was screaming, I bet his dick looks like a pistol grip.

Maybe it’s in the other chemtrail tanks they break out when the “gay frogs” ones run a little dry.

Exactly. He’s in his second term. The man has literally nothing to lose. Who’s tried to stop him successfully so far? And don’t tell me a judge, because they haven’t — they’ve put up annoying speed bumps which are getting flatter by the day.

At a Bucc-ee’s, of course

They need to shore those numbers up — can’t lag behind Biden’s daily deportation count and look weak. Just get a large-sounding number to wave around and say “look, we’re doing what we promised!”

A pissing contest where Trump is desperately shoving asparagus in his mouth.

Use a greasy ring of Papa John’s garlic butter sauce to stick that Parmesan rim on, you got a deal

Their tailors sew them on one leg at a time like everybody else’s

A Beautiful Depression, folks