What upsets me the most is how far into it I had to read before I knew it was fake.
This is fake?
I could tell partway into the first line because there is no way that this man appreciates art of any kind.
No way Trump appreciates Boards of Canada.
I read till the “FIRST TIME” and knew it was a fanfic.
:cautiously lifts onions to mouth, taking a bite:
Yeah this one tasted like shit lmao
“Folks, have you heard this? There’s this big, gorgeous EP, they call it In a Beautiful Place Out In The Country. The Woke Democrats say it samples a Branch Davidian recruitment tape, but I don’t know folks…”
Music has the right to children. Bigly.
Actually wish this was real lmao
I’m still pretty sure that Trump caught Trudeau in bed with Melania and Ivanka.
Ivanka definitely looks at Trudeau with hungry eyes.
She’s definitely daydreaming in the second one.
Yeah she wrecked that seat for sure.
Why write fake posts when his real ones are even crazier
Regardless of if this is real or not, “he” types just like he speaks. I read that in trumps voice in my head.
Honestly we’d probably be better off if this was true, plus we get rid of florida? No brainer