Conservative Christianity is the most glaring sign that someone is likely a pedophile. I’m not surprised in the slightest.

You don’t understand, I’m very concerned about the future for my child who I want to put no effort into raising. Why would I parent my kid when I can just have everything I don’t want them exposed to banned? I’m a responsible parent who’s definitely not just trying to enforce draconian puritanical standards I don’t follow on everyone else.

Iron Man 2: Iron Harder

What an absolute crock of shit.

It’s super easy, don’t worry. Now, each turn has 5 phases, each of which is further divided into multiple steps…

How much I actually work today is very dependant on how much work comes in for me to do. I expect I’ll have a few hours of downtime today though.

I hope that fish got put back in water right quick :(

The joke here is that the thread is marked NSFW, and you’re not sure what you’re going to get. It’s a risky click, is it a joke? A troll? No, it’s nothing. After the anticipation, the building heart rate, everything collapses into the sad truth that its just someone earnestly into mild drugs professing that into the ether.

That is a sicknasty keyboard

I didn’t realize the RNC was in Texas

I put that on my resume

I’m in a bar right now disappointed in myself for choosing a dress today so I can’t get free drinks

I’d just start laughing and point at them.

Fun fact, SLS is the chemical that makes orange juice taste so bad after brushing your teeth.

You haven’t lived until you’ve had a glass of boxer milk with your chihuahua bacon

Finally some uplifting news

Banning homelessness doesn’t give people a place to stay. It’s criminalizing being poor.

Assistant Attorney General Harmeet K. Dhillon of the Justice Department’s Civil Rights Division said in the news release that the law demands Catholic priests “violate their deeply held faith in order to obey the law.”

Catholicism explicitly demands child abuse, they’re even admitting it. Religion is a blight.

Pro-genocide Democrats whine about antisemitism again

I may not fully agree with your chart, but i love the effort that went into this