I don’t know what it is, but if you tell me “You shouldn’t laugh at this because only 13 year olds laugh at this” before you show me something, I will involuntarily laugh 200% harder.

stop smoking marijuana

Melatonin is what makes people sleep

You’re thinking of melinoma

im joining the war on autism

on the side of autism

tackled by security if you leave without paying for your scrotum

all I got atm

They didn’t have any abbreviations ready for that sentence

Reuters could not independently corroborate the claims of theft, computer hijacking and software tampering, or the threatened lawsuit. A Nexon spokesperson said the company had been unable to locate any information regarding the matter. PayPal did not respond to a request for comment.

sounds like he may have embellished his past a little bit

just do the opposite of whatever he advises I guess

If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.

Lyndon B Johnson

(Why did I think it was Steinbeck)

I managed to stop using cocaine. (But not other stimulants)

If I had to choose between an 8ball and an entire thing of oreos (or Oreo knockoffs) I’d be pouring the glass of milk before the offer was complete

People are going to die. That Tesla cybertruck came with safety flaws, from breaking bones and risk of death. And that was WITH safety oversight.

Imagine all the other flaws that were found and they had to be fixed which slowed down development, upsetting the efficiency deity or shareholders or whoever the fuck

The next Tesla model released is going to cause deaths on release day, if that project has no safety oversight.

I’m kind of high, so I can’t tell if my opinion is obvious or unfounded or made any sense at all.

isnt this how cyberpunk happens big corporations seize democracy and eventually you have a terrorism charge for saying xzy Corp is shit, while everyone else is now much poorer.

Do you think enough people will learn of this in time for the jury selection, in theory?

Historically, how often has this happened?

Can nods or other physical gestures count as an intent to nullify the process? Like a fresh tattoo of the green super mario bro. There’s plausible deniability there, right?

Sorry for all the questions, I’m just sick of talking to chatbots. I crave answers from human beings. I don’t want a chatbot’s heartless, supposedly unbiased answer. Throw in as much bias as you’d like.

You can’t lay a finger on an oligarch, so no one bothers.

Law: He’ll get pardoned, pre pardoned and whatever other bullshit he can think up.

Pitchforks: People have to unwillingly partake in the machine or the machine will crush their family. They can’t risk going up against the security detail of one of the richest people alive.

Marijuana: sorry that’s about as far as I can type for the night.

Main takeaway: That is a very good question that too few people will ask themselves before it affects them.

Why’d he finish the hairline lmao

The entire top dome

fuck bro

a hint would be nice

he can still use pistols I think

I’m not American nor a gun expert but I think he can maybe fire an Australian glork 0.354in (or an AK1947 Kalashnakov-mini версйон 2) with one hand

Plus, his arm will grow back I’ve seen em rich guys do it

If not he can always steal a human arm from the poors using government tax credits or the Australian glork 0.45in

Or steal a chimp arm from his monkey execution business that makes Adderall laced Doritos or some shit

sorry doing some creative writing to wake the rest of my brain up. Feel free to reply doing the same, anyone reading.

I half assed it

Alright, man. I won’t die on this hill. He did a nazi salute.

Now can we fucking move on? Israel launched an attack on the West Bank, and this stupid shit is dominating the news cycle.

Do I think he did an actual salute? Honestly, I just think he got excited and tried to improvise some kind of “thank you” gesture. I’m going to forget about this in a week anyway.

Do I think he’s a nazi? Yeah.

Plus, the wealth he hoards can solve some societal problems forever. That’s more than enough for him to qualify as an evil bastard.

He’s going to gut all the government agencies investigating his shitty business practices.

That whole cabinet is going to fuck absolutely everything up astronomically.