The “on average”-qualifier in there working like a lifeboat on a plane falling from the sky over the Sahara

Also

Does this man actually know what “gay” means?

Life hack: use more than one, at the same time, arbitrarily, whenever you feel like it, unprescribed

my phone says it’s the 19th

even if you’re on baker island, it’s a bit late to announce this

well done OP

perfect shitpost

making me look up timezones

happened to me the first time I ate a whole bag of “definitely only CBD in here wink wink” gummies

People fuck with their expensive sunglasses on?

don’t mash genitals if you can see the sky you’ll end up on Google maps satellite/3D flyover/street view maybe

unless you’re into that. I’m not kink shaming

still, those things are pricey, no?

you will have to lie to the repair shop on how you broke your Facebook sunglasses

on the surveillance: I already assumed they were doing that

isn’t breaching everyone’s privacy their whole business model?

Coal Towtruck Alien

Is this post about cum, period blood or espresso

I’m too high to figure it out

Arms race

I’d rather rip a carton of 0.1mg nic/4g tar cigarettes than gum a single pouch of whatever Fucker Carlson is selling

“Millions-worth” in a truckload of that trash.

They’re better off dumping the payload in a sinkhole and keeping the container

it’s the drunk crashers giving the beveraged drivers a bad name

Do I really want to know?

I can’t save this if it’ll show up in my media roll

Considering how the perpetrators were communicating, I’m not quite sure anymore

2008-08-06
to: [email protected]
subject: the crimes we did
cc: all contacts

hi Jeff those evil crimes we did were really fun. We should do more evil crimes in future

Sincerely
full name
crime doer

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News crew pronounced it that way on purpose with a straight face.

Pure dedication. How many takes did they need for that?

I had a colleague from overseas looking to visit Soweto

I said something to the effect of “Brother why would you do that, don’t you have a family?”

But apparently there are legitimate tour programmes that go in there now. Super safe for visitors. I had no clue.

I mean, you still basically get robbed by the tour company, but if you’re used to dollars or euros, you probably won’t even notice.

you make a good point

where do I sign

I have a really bad credit score

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2013

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1995

idk I’m not sure

tbf I took a quick glance through some other years and they all had major tragedies

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