Be careful. I think that Nicole girl might be a drug user.

I think it’s more likely that he’ll hang himself, but I guess there’s a chance that he’ll stab himself dozens of times in the neck and chest.

Now tell me why you’re on this list?

bitch

These are the types of intrusive thoughts that plague me.

TrueOffMyChest: I lost my Tamagotchi two decades ago and this is the first time I’ve ever told anyone about it 😭

Here’s a link to the World Real-time Air Quality Index for anyone curious.

Currently a 554 (hazardous) at the US Embassy in New Delhi and a whopping 999 at the Birla Institute of Technology in Patna.

Skibidi.

How does no one I work with understand this?

What does matter is length times diameter plus weight over girth divided by angle of the tip squared.

Nah, that’s just double jeopardy. Can’t get him for the same crime twice!

SUN Bucks Summer Food Program for Kids.

Imagine if this guy chose to use a Tor browser for everything he searched. What a bizarre assassination attempt.

United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama Haiti, Jamaica, Peru…

Don’t like the smoke? Then sit on the other side of the aisle in the non-smoking section.

I agree. But first thing first

OR…and hear me out, two things might be bad at the same time.

Hell, maybe ALL of the things. Maybe too much information is being shared and traded.

Oh I fully agree, but you have to prioritize your battles, this isn’t fantasy land.

Not “the Chinese” btw, it’s Xi fucking Ping, Winnie the Pooh himself, the…ladies and gentlemen…CCP!

And we can reject it. Fuck the CCP (1st), but also fuck Google, Amazon, Apple next.