59! I’m never gonna have a song so popular. I’m already old.

We’re old.

Even now we could stop doing idiotic things and we might recover in a few years? But if we continue, we’ll run out of every single company’s rainy day fund. At that point in the not too distant future we’ll start seeing one no-name company go belly up. Then a few days later two, then the next day ten, then 200. Finally we’ll be in a deepest recession ever. People will be jumping out of buildings.

Being a cis woman does not automatically mean someone is straight; gender identity (cisgender) and sexual orientation (straight) are distinct concepts, and a cis woman can be of any sexual orientation. I didn’t know exactly what a cis-someone was so I searched the web for that.

But if they are biologically DNA transformed from one gender to another, then they can? Or if trumpfus is born again in the Buddhist sense but in Christianity while doing a ruzzian adult film star? Then he can?

A Balloon Supported Water Walking Horse…BSWWH for short. Pronounced bsh!

I think he means billionaire assholes like him…asshole billionaires won’t be needed for anything in the future. So we’ll probably be reasonable and do the adult thing which is to properly discard them. Not the landfill. Nope. We should act local and have a proper billionaire incinerator. Sure a log will hear your home for an hour tops. But a properly dried asshole billionaire, that’s at least a good two hours!

Funny…a blue man and an orange asshole, destroying the greatest nation to ever exist.

Everything looks like a failed 3D print if you squint hard enough lol.

But do you give people a room gift? Or a house gift? Why not? I mean, your house or apartment has many rooms right? That’s the weird word use. Why not… Would you like to see it in your shower or on your bed or at the park or underwater?

I would bet Amazon is mapping your house. Using AI to figure out what you would buy.

…continuing the list…

Are you okay babe? The tacos were good eh? Oh sharades? First letter is H, second is O? Ho…ho…oh S! You want Hos? I can’t believe you! Ho’s! OMG! Pita? Pain in the ass? Ho’s with pain in the ass? Mt God babe, you’re turning blue! Ooooo! Hospital! I get it! You choked on the tacos

I’ve seen many war movies where you just stick your head out of the foxhole and suddenly you get hit in the head in a very gruesome way. But very quick. Better than pissing off hulk and then getting your head grabbed and used to smash your body onto the dirt in full hulk rage. One thing not to do is to casually drink coffee or chocolate. That’s when they get you in the stomach. That’s a painful death.

Oh this is gonna suck balls! What about replacement parts?

All of this is a great idea for making cars expensive as fuck again!..MCEAFA

Next on the news…ICE refuses to deport tax payers. Are you a tax payer?

Or chicklets if they don’t have change. But you watch out, if you come back home with chicklets your mom and dad are gonna be pissed. So best to chew them before getting home.

Ah…Florida. Understood. Go on. How many crocks did he have in the trunk? Did he claim them as his children on his taxes? Was there one in the driver’s seat eating a cigar? Well there’s your problem right there! I’ve never seen any crock driving straight while smoking a cigar, much less eating one!

Vaccines, as we know thanks to the government, are mostly about nutrition, elimination of fluoride in the water and UV light from the sun.

I’m guessing “a shit ton”

Why is at all misaligned?..oh I see what you did right there.