My favorite flavor was blueberry pie. Until it made me stab out my eyes with knitting needles.
So is it bath salts or candy?
I think those are regular bath salts, as opposed to “bath salts”. I think you really just put these in the bath.
Fine, ruin my eye-stabbing joke.
I can’t see bath salts now without immediately thinking about the Florida man eats faces while high on bath salts story. Now I’m imagining tiny children eating faces while high on bath salts. Thanks a lot, internet.
I think that was a drug nicknamed bath salts. Not actual bath salts
TIL - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bath_salts_(drug).
I just assumed there was some dose of bath salts you could take that would get you high (and hungry for faces) but not kill you, like don’t people use tractor starter fluid to roofie people…
But happy I now know
That is a shitty rainbow
This is how you poison children. I do it the old-fashioned way: painting my nursery with lead-based paint
childern*
Are you supposed to smoke the stick too, or?
