Striker
23 year old Irish non binary satanist
- 226 Posts
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Striker@lemmy.worldMto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Hey guys I love Jodie Foster so much any tips on how someone like me can impress her?
0·2 years agoJodie Foster is in her sixties now. The best way to impress a woman like that is by promising to take her to the finest nursing home money can buy.
Could you translate this comment into English for the non trekkies out there?
Striker@lemmy.worldOPMto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Woke liberals are trying to cancel Jesus because the wood he was crucified on was not vegan wood.
0·2 years agoNot anymore if we let the woke left win. The motherfuckers will force me to wear the cat ears and eat grass. If the woke left wins all restaurants will be closed and replaced with plots of land where we can graze on for a allotted amount of time.
Striker@lemmy.worldOPMto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Life pro tip: Maybe give her some pointers if it's her first blow job.
0·2 years agoThe way you just casually discuss cuckolding people. It’s like the banality of evil as they called it or in this case the banality of cucking
Striker@lemmy.worldOPMto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•It's like a more challenging version of the trolley problem
0·2 years agoYou can only pick one.
Your uncle sound like a well cultured man
I love the Poland balls.
That’s for that mental imagery Jordan
Striker@lemmy.worldOPMto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I've been getting very alarming text messages lately.
0·2 years agoI did break my streak in Greek lessons today…so do you think Duolingo has hired Alvin and the Chipmunks to kill me?! 😧
Can I be notorious Nazi war criminal Klaus Barbie? I figured that since this is role-play that we could be imaginative and add new characters
Striker@lemmy.worldOPMto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•As a leftist when I saw this post in twitter I had to be rushed to the hospital. My blood pressure read 2567 over 1547
0·2 years agoHe is owning the libs by drinking milk. Don’t you know how leftists are trying to get milk banned? As a leftist this post made me so angry that spontaneously combusted and now I am dead/s
Striker@lemmy.worldOPMto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Honestly, I couldn't even imagine living in such a country lol
0·2 years agoFeck of cunt. I was too busy masterbating when making this meme. The thought of a giant spider was too much.
Nelson Rockefeller.
Striker@lemmy.worldOPMto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Comedy has peaked ladies and gentlemen
0·2 years agoUK men look at books that depict beautiful women with teeth that aren’t fucked up.
French men look at books that depict women who aren’t cheese eating, chain smoking, fuck ugly surrender monkeys
German/Scandinavian men look at books that depict women that actually smile.
Irish men look at books that show women who aren’t slobbering alcoholics
Iberian/Italian men look at books depicting women who are capable of communicating in an indoor volume
The Big fear that a lot of people have with AI isn’t the technology itself moreseo the fact that its advancements are likely to lead to a even more disproportionate distribution of wealth
On your old reddit account you were s frequent r/atheism user. Weren’t you?
Yes. It does, boomer. Women can be rizzlers as well with their massive gyatts. A rizzler with a massive gyatt can rizz many men.
I will never unsee this. At least there’s a censored bar.

Despite getting three reports I won’t take action against Ulph. They don’t seem to be a troll. I don’t believe in removing proples comments just because they are morons