In a stunning development that is set to revolutionize the way we feed our little ones, a group of surgeons has announced a new surgical procedure capable of increasing the size of a toddler’s dinner stomach while significantly reducing their snack stomach. This groundbreaking medical advancement, known as “Gastric Exchange Surgery,” is being hailed as the answer to every parent’s prayers.

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  • terminhell@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    WTF

    Surgery cuz parents don’t wanna say no to snacks? Or how about having healthy snacks available?

    Edit: sob, just realized what day it is…

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      1 year ago

      Alright, alright, I’m late, but I finally made the meme that I often hear in my head but which was nowhere to be found online: