Oh, it’s all carbonated. Once the atmosphere is hot enough to lower the pressure across the boundary interface between air and sea and/or heat the oceans sufficiently to ex-gas, it’ll fizz. It’ll fizz for sure.

Where the fuck are they getting Topo Chico from? Fucking Mars?

I dumped seltzer water into the ocean so now some of it is carbonated, boom earth unflattened.

Soda springs geyser: am I a joke to you?

Can someone explain the joke for me?

There is a lot of ahcktually going on in here for what was a decently good dad joke.