Everything Bagel vibes
and then he blamed Obama
Yeah, but then he died at the age of 62. I guess pizza and hate isn’t enough to keep you alive into old age.
You sent me down a rabbit hole.
He ded?
Oh wait, maybe not. Who am I thinking of?
Billy Mays?
No, some asshole Republican pizza guy.
the former Domino’s guy who ran for president?
I was thinking of Herman Cain, who ran Chicago’s Pizza before failing to win the presidency and dying of COVID.
Oh. I thought it would be none pizza with left beef
I worked at Papa John’s once upon a time. That’s just the general vibe. Wasn’t all bad. Free pizza if you didn’t get too greedy and the manager would sometimes snort pills with you off the back of the toilet when it was slow
Obligatory “Sounds like Nightvale” post
