*Whale that sucks

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It may well have already been dead. They’re performing a necroscopy.

I’m no marine biologist, but I’m guessing a small whale is plenty fast enough to dodge a gigantic cruise ship. They don’t exactly haul ass. OR, there was something terribly wrong with it so that it couldn’t get away.

I can see the headline now: Cruise ship loses no passengers; completes route on time