Man… go easy on Mariana? You’re all a bunch of toaster coaster holster roasters
Is she posting about herself in the third person?
Captsin_oni thinks that’s very cringe
So username is It’s Marianna?
She’s talking about herself in third person?
It’s a-me, Mario!
Apparently a toaster coaster boaster poster. Roast her!
What kind of website would host a toaster coaster boaster poster? Most of us should ghost her, roast her and post here!
This tickles me. Brings back Bojack memories.
Are those ceramic coasters? Terrible
Not to mention there’s only two per toaster
That is the usual number.
What’s wrong with ceramic coasters? That’s what we use.
Michelangelo was only 15 when he beat the Shredder for the first time.
Bernini was only 12 when he wrote the guitar solo in Stairway to Heaven.
For real though look at Pietà up close. How tf did he do that. Bro was cooking.
Yeah sure, but which would you rather have on your coffee table: a 7000-pound marble sculpture or toast coasters that go into toast coaster toaster holsters?
Marianna clearly wins.
