Wilshire@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.world · 1 year agoColorado governor to sign bills regulating funeral homes after discovery of 190 rotting bodiesapnews.comexternal-linkmessage-square25linkfedilinkarrow-up1156arrow-down10
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minus-squaresomeguy3@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up19·edit-21 year agoFYI the funeral business is pretty much a duopoly, two companies control it and jack up prices. It’s sickening.
minus-squareEverythingispenguins@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·edit-21 year agoThat is why my goal is to die in the woods and get eaten by a bear. Cheaper and sustainable.
minus-squareJesusSon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·1 year agoI have no family left so I am rolling for somewhere inconvenient and in massive unrecoverable debt.
minus-squareZron@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoIf you start having severe chest pain, simply drive as quickly as possible to the nearest business you have issue with, stumble in and say “you did this” before collapsing dramatically.
FYI the funeral business is pretty much a duopoly, two companies control it and jack up prices. It’s sickening.
That is why my goal is to die in the woods and get eaten by a bear. Cheaper and sustainable.
I have no family left so I am rolling for somewhere inconvenient and in massive unrecoverable debt.
If you start having severe chest pain, simply drive as quickly as possible to the nearest business you have issue with, stumble in and say “you did this” before collapsing dramatically.
Just throw my body in the trash